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…če že ona ne spoštuje vas.

Iz knjige The Last Continent Terryja Pratchetta:
[Rincewind:] “Does this Creator have a name?”
[Scrappy the Kangaroo:] “Nope. He’s just the man who carries the sack that contains the whole universe.”
“A leather sack?”
“Sounds like him,” the kangaroo agreed.
“The whole universe in one small sack?”
“Yep.”
Rincewind settled back. “I’m glad I’m not religious,” he said. “It must be very […]

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Saj vsi vemo, da ni večjih kretenistov, kot so kreacionisti - ampak, kar je preveč, je pa preveč. Vse me boli od smeha. Ocmeha. OMG še glava boli.

Fundamentalists: believe 2+2=5 because It Is Written. Somewhere. They have a lot of trouble on their tax returns.
“Moderate” believers: live their lives on the basis that 2+2=4, but go regularly to church to be told that 2+2 once made 5, or will one day make 5, or in a very real and spiritual sense should […]

iTiVi mi je poslal mail z naslednjimi opombami:

Če film ne dobiš v roku 3 delovnih dni, nas prosim obvesti …

Če ti v roku 3 delovnih dni ne pošljemo naslednji film, nam piši …

Prosimo, da DVD ne oddajaš pri poštnem okencu …

A tudi vas fizično boli, ko to berete?

Idiocracy je presenetljivo smesen film. Zal je tudi tragicen, saj je kljub temu, da se dogaja 500 let v prihodnosti, najverjetneje posnet po resnicni zgodbi
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Zadnje dni se zelo zabavam ob branju prevajalskih cvetk (v glavnem iz angleščine v slovenščino).

“Jew or Gentile” -> “čeljust ali genitalija” (Discovery Channel)

“The next day the FBI agents returned to the scene to check if there was anything left behind.” -> … (blablabla) če je bilo kaj levo zadaj.” (RTV Slo)

“Dear Diary.” -> “Draga diareja.” […]

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