2+2=5, you militant fucks!!
- Fundamentalists: believe 2+2=5 because It Is Written. Somewhere. They have a lot of trouble on their tax returns.
- “Moderate” believers: live their lives on the basis that 2+2=4, but go regularly to church to be told that 2+2 once made 5, or will one day make 5, or in a very real and spiritual sense should make 5.
- “Moderate” atheists: know that 2+2=4 but think it impolite to say so too loudly as people who think 2+2=5 might be offended.
- “Militant” atheists: “Oh for pity’s sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?”
vir (med komentarji)
Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 6:05 am
ni tko enostavno :*
Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 6:32 am
funny.
sama se vedno vcasih ujamem v tretji kategoriji.
Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 9:12 am
hehe. tudi jaz verjetno spadam kar v tretjo kategorijo, pa ne zaradi tega, ker bi se bala koga uzaliti, ampak verjetno zato, ker hocem, da oni spostujejo moje prepricanje in zato tudi jaz probam sposovat njihovega (cetudi ga pa ne razumem).
Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 9:15 am
dejansko spostujes ljudi, ki verjamejo da 2+2=5?
Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 9:52 am
ej ne vem, morda spostovanje ni prava beseda. boljsi izraz je morda toleranca.
Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 11:17 am
4. kategorija.
Razen, če ne sumim, da sogovornik vihti neprimerno večjo kupno moč od moje. Lahko tudi socialno omreženost, še posebej, če je ta podprta s prisotnimi člani le-te.
Anyhoo, kot je rekel Steven Weinberg: “Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you’d have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion.”
No, okej, 3.
Monday, July 30th, 2007 @ 2:19 pm
Nina, se vidi, da si na FDV
Monday, August 13th, 2007 @ 1:28 pm
Sem v 4. kategoriji. Toleranca že, ampak ta mi ne preprečuje, da ne bi zastavljala vprašanj, sploh v stilu “ma kako lahko kaj zakega verjameš?”. A ne iz zlobe, pač pa, ker me resnično čudi.
Friday, August 24th, 2007 @ 5:54 am
Številka štiri and proud of it.
Friday, August 24th, 2007 @ 5:55 am
you are the sunshine of my life
Tuesday, August 28th, 2007 @ 1:21 pm
Samo jaz sn se vedno japka tvoje oke, ne?
Wednesday, August 29th, 2007 @ 8:35 am
vsekakor
Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 3:36 pm
Agnostics: 2+2 may be 4, or may be 5. Yes, it LOOKS like it’s 4, but I don’t have perfect knowledge, and I want to keep an open mind. Who’s to say the religionists aren’t correct? Who am I to know?
:D
Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 4:54 pm
omg lol, Luka! XD
victory is yours!!
Sunday, February 3rd, 2008 @ 1:53 pm
Funny.
Sunday, February 3rd, 2008 @ 2:13 pm
Thanks, Alex, but I didn’t come up with it - it was originally written by one of the commentators here,
then reposted widely over the blogosphere.
However, Luka’s contribution about agnostics is entirely his own, I suppose.
Sunday, February 3rd, 2008 @ 6:54 pm
Actually, this reminds me of this: http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/shit-happens.html
Sunday, February 3rd, 2008 @ 6:54 pm
Albeit, it is less funny.