K. Vonnegut:
“(talking about when he tells his wife he’s going out to buy an envelope) Oh, she says well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I’m going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And, and ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don’t know. The moral of the story is, is we’re here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don’t realize, or they don’t care, is we’re dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And, we’re not supposed to dance at all anymore. “

hm

Ne vem, ampak se mi zdi, da je to opravicilo za lase privleceno. Pa spelling je se najmanjsi problem od tega studenta.

Mene ponavadi klicejo kar Ms. Zigon, Davida pa Mr. H. Ce zelis, te lahko jaz klicem Professor L.

a je iskreno opravicilo? (btw, nauci ga spellat professor)

mene nihce ne klice Professor L.

To je copy/paste emaila, ki sem ga danes dobila od enega mojega studenta:

“Dear Proffessor Z,

I’m sure you have already heard, but one of the smartest men alive passed away yesterday that is why i will not
be attending class today. Vonnegut meant a lot to me and i dont think id be able to show my face in an English class without tears. I appologize but i must pay tribute to his journey through the blue tunnel into the afterlife.”